Courtesy of Peggy King: Peggesr5@aol.com
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
- If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
- If you are phobic, please spray the telephone with Lyson, and press 7.
- If you are schitzophrenic, please listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
- If you are bi-polar, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
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